escuerzoresucitado:

memewhore:

h-isforhome:

scream

transmechanicus:

transmechanicus:

Year of the Bnuuy

Her Year!

wonderpuipui:

“Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH.”

gaybichon:

gaybichon:

i have no idea what this means but my dad is the only valid ally

being a lesbian gets you $3800 off a car payment from my dad

existentialcrisis-24-7:

“Benoit Blanc starred in Goncharov” - My Mother

catmask:

trans:

this is like. someones child

weatherall:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

Those am him leafs

#leaf him alone

urdchama:

And lo, Christmas came early that year when Adam stopped being difficult for like two fucking seconds, and let his friends give him things. Which they did on the spot, literally off their backs. 

Gansey was so excited he couldn’t sleep for days. More than usual, that is.

(Blue later found out the miracle of Adam-Accepting-Gifts-mas only happened cause Adam’s judgement was severely impaired by cold medication. And by the time it wore off it was too late to say no. She decided to keep this to herself, cause frankly Gansey can’t be trusted with the knowledge of how to make Adam agreeable.)

but-a-humble-goon:

mariacallous:

marisatomay:

all of human history and language has led us to this exact moment. holy shit.

That is an actual entity and yes that is legitimately the acronym

I’m an atheist but I do believe some sort of higher power is wheeze laughing at Andrew Tate right now.

huffylemon:

velvetys:

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muresetivoire:

Women in STEM (Smut, Trauma, Enemies to lovers, Masquerade balls)